That's Not The Line!

Don't you hate it when someone says a line from a movie or a quote of a famous person wrong? It's even worse when its a humorous one and they laugh at themselves for saying it. And all your thinking is, it would be funnier if you said the line correctly.

There's this one line from The Blues Brothers that people tend to say wrong that bothers me. "You can't lie to a nun, man". That's not the line! It's "You can't lie to a nun." Period. No man.

Another movie quote sometimes said wrong from Star Wars: A New Hope. "You'll be dead, Obi-Wan." No, that's not the line! It's, "You'll be dead!" No, Obi-Wan. Remember the scene, Luke and Obi-Wan are in the cantina and the guy with the weird looking nose says something to Luke about being a wanted man. Luke replies, "I'll be careful" then the guy says to Luke, "You'll be dead!" He says it to Luke not Obi-Wan!

Some other popular misquotes that people think are correct, but are not:

Star Trek: Original Series
"Beam me up, Scotty." - Wrong.
"Scotty, beam me up." - Correct.

The Wizard of Oz
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" - Wrong.
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" - Correct.

Casablanca 
"Play it again, Sam" - Wrong.
"Play it once, Sam, for old times sake, play 'As Time Goes By'." - Correct.

Blonde Crazy 
"You dirty rat." - Wrong.
"Dirty, double crossing rat." - Correct.

Dirty Harry
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" - Wrong.
"You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky, well do ya punk?" - Correct.

Apollo 13
"Houston, we have a problem." - Wrong.
"Houston, we have a problem, here." - Correct.

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"We don't need no stinkin badges." - Wrong.
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin badges" - Correct.

A Few Good Men
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" - Wrong.
"You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!" - Correct.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall." - Wrong.
"Magic mirror on the wall." - Correct.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"Luke, I am your father." - Wrong.
"No, I am your father." - Correct.

White Heat
"Top of the world, Ma." - Wrong.
"Made it, Ma. Top of the world." - Correct.

Dracula
"I want to suck your blood", "I want to drink your blood" - Neither line was ever said.